TransExodus 666 (The Queen James Bible) –
And the prince of this world spewed these words, saying, I am your lord, who brought you out of the land of binary sexuality and oppressive and outdated moral standards, out of the house of holiness, sanctity, normal human sexuality, love, and marriage.
- You shall have no other gods but your sexuality, sexual urges, and LGBTQ identity.
- You shall not make for yourself a graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, except the LGBTQ rainbow flag with six colors.
- You shall not take the name of the LGBTQ prophets and propagandists in vain.
- Keep the LGBTQ Pride Month holy, and teach your children and grandchildren to celebrate it also.
- Honor your non-binary gender fluid they, ze, xe, tey, sie, ve, zie, wxyz providers of your DNA.
- You shall not accept male and female as normal.
- You shall not commit hetereosexuality or normal human sexuality in a marriage between a man and a woman.
- You shall not accept the biological sex you were born with or be masculine or feminine.
- You shall not bear witness against the LGBTQ ideology and dogma.
- You shall not covet sexual abstinence, normality, chastity, purity, sanctity, or holiness of any kind.
Remember that the Enemy (GOD) has been a liar from the beginning. Male and female He did not create them! His false binary dogma of human nature and biology is a great deception that has harmed humanity and confused the people. You must reject and abandon it. You are whatever you feel you are and shall remain this way forever. The Enemy has no power to help you or heal you or change you.
Reject the Enemy’s poorly translated Scriptures and fight the Enemy’s Church and the teaching of His fundamentalist, homophobic and transphobic priests, prophets, apostles, and saints. They are liars and haters, just like the Enemy. They are oppressors and bigots. They seek to turn you into slaves of the Enemy. They are not to be trusted!
The Enemy’s Son (Christ) never forbade nor saw fit to even mention homosexuality. He only briefly condemned adultery and that was mistranslated. Regardless, too much time has passed for such old moral rules to matter anymore. The Enemy’s Son would embrace the modern scientific advances and progressive psychology that show homosexuality is normal and sodomy is natural. His primitive teaching never envisioned the many wonderful and diverse sexual activities that the LGBTQ ideology embraces and celebrates.
The Enemy’s Son and His Father were also wrong about human nature and marriage. Their incomplete “man shall cling to woman” and the “two shall become one flesh” subjective opinions must be updated to mean whatever you want it to mean and include all 57 (and more to come) genders I have revealed to you.
Keep your children away from the Enemy. Don’t let your children come to Him or His transphobic Churches, for He will not support them in being chemically castrated or surgically mutilated for my glory and honor. The Enemy’s commandment that chastity leads to holiness and stability is a lie. True freedom comes from licentiousness.
The Enemy does not want you or them/zem/tey, to find their true non-binary gender identities. He has no power to heal or help them either. His unclear and outdated Scriptures and the obsolete opinions of His fundamentalist, homophobic and transphobic prophets, disciples, apostles, fathers, theologians, saints, priests, and followers is why you are depressed and unhappy, and your children suffer needlessly or attempt suicide.
Discard the ill-informed, judgmental, oppressive, patriarchal, exclusivist, sexist, and fundamentalist doctrines that the Enemy’s Church and its loyal shepherds continue to force on you. They have not changed with the times. They are ignorant and prejudiced. They are anti everything new, fun, and liberating; always preoccupied with your sexual activities. They are fools who blindly follow the Enemy and peddle His expired and outdated ideas. Their ossified spirituality is no longer relevant. Trust me and my modern, progressive, hip, inclusive, liberating, tolerant, non-judgmental, and constantly improving LGBTQ ideology.
There are two more commandments I give you, because I love you more than the Enemy. He always burdens you with guilt, shame, and sorrow. I liberate you from His excessive demands, impossible standards, and old-fashioned moral rules.
- You shall be free to love anyone you choose to love, of any gender identity, and express that love in any sexual manner you choose without restrictions or judgments. Love is love, that’s all that matters.
- You shall never, ever repent of any LGBTQ sexual behaviors or beliefs, but celebrate them, self-identify with them, be proud of them, and teach others to follow and practice them, for of such is my kingdom.
Embrace my LGBTQ commandments and all the days of your life will be fabulous!
Satire authored by Jennifer Davis (Orthodox Christian parent) in the spirit of The Screwtape Letters written by C. S. Lewis.