The Ten LGBTQ Commandments

The Ten LGBTQ CommandmentsTransExodus 666 (The Queen James Bible) –

And the prince of this world spewed these words, saying, I am your lord, who brought you out of the land of binary sexuality and oppressive and outdated moral standards, out of the house of holiness, sanctity, normal human sexuality, love, and marriage.

  1. You shall have no other gods but your sexuality, sexual urges, and LGBTQ identity.
  2. You shall not make for yourself a graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, except the LGBTQ rainbow flag with six colors.
  3. You shall not take the name of the LGBTQ prophets and propagandists in vain.
  4. Keep the LGBTQ Pride Month holy, and teach your children and grandchildren to celebrate it also.[Read more…]

Agenda for the 2008 Democratic National Convention

FunnyBiz | Feb. 8, 2008

7:00 pm – Opening flag burning
7:15 pm – Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. In Spanish
7:20 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25 pm – Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton
7:35 pm – Ceremonial tree hugging
7:40 pm – Americans Not Paying Enough Taxes – Warren Buffet
7:50 pm – Communism is Good for America – Barack Obama [Read more…]