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\nFunnyBiz | Feb. 8, 2008<\/p>\n
\nFunnyBiz | Feb. 8, 2008<\/p>\n
7:00 pm – Opening flag burning
\n7:15 pm – Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. In Spanish
\n7:20 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
\n7:25 pm – Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton
\n7:35 pm – Ceremonial tree hugging
\n7:40 pm – Americans Not Paying Enough Taxes – Warren Buffet
\n7:50 pm – Communism is Good for America – Barack Obama
\n7:55 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast<\/p>\n
8:00 pm – How I Invented the Internet – Al Gore
\n8:15 pm – Gay Wedding – Barney Frank presiding
\n8:35 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
\n8:40 pm – Our Troops are War Criminals – John Kerry
\n9.00 pm – Saddam Memorial Rally – Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
\n11.00 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast<\/p>\n
11:05 pm – Humongous Mansions, SUVs, and Private Jets Owned by Liberals Don’t Affect Global Warming – Barbara Streisand
\n11:15 pm – Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay – Sean Penn
\n11:30 pm – Oval Office Affairs – William Jefferson Clinton
\n11:45 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast<\/p>\n
11:50 pm – How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers – Howard Dean & Rosie O’Donnell
\n12:05 am – ‘Truth in Broadcasting Award’ – Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore
\n12:15 am – Slowing Down the US Economy to Please AlGore – William Jefferson Clinton
\n12:25 am – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast<\/p>\n
12:30 am – Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
\n12:45 am – Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi
\n12:50 am – Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of ‘the Great Satan,’ George W. Bush
\n12:50 am – Hillary proposes a toast to our 89 million new Democratic Mexican voters
\n1:00 am – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the Republican party.<\/p>\n
1:05 am – Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton
\n1:30 am – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
\n1:35 am – Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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